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USB operated Guns & Explosives
Have they invented any USB operated guns yet?
There has so much spam online lately that these guns would come in real handy. Just click on the username while holding down CTRL + G and the spammer dies when a shot comes out of their computer. They keep upgrading Windows, and making more an more spam filtering software, yet the easy solution is being ignored. Kill the spammer and they'll go away (unless they are running a bot) Of course there's always "Bot Blaster". And for those who are anti-gun, how about a USB operated computer bomb. Just click on the username while holding down CTRL + B, and the spammer's computer explodes in a giant ball of flame and debris. These things are needed NOW. As well as the USB "Auto-Castrator" for those who post child porn (to be discussed next week). Our present computers are far to passive. We need many more destructive gadgets that plug into our USB ports, as well as a new operating system called "Microsoft Windows Pistoff", (yes, that's "PISTOFF", not Vistaff). |
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USB operated Guns & Explosives
wrote in message ... Have they invented any USB operated guns yet? There has so much spam online lately that these guns would come in real handy. Just click on the username while holding down CTRL + G and the spammer dies when a shot comes out of their computer. They keep upgrading Windows, and making more an more spam filtering software, yet the easy solution is being ignored. Kill the spammer and they'll go away (unless they are running a bot) Of course there's always "Bot Blaster". And for those who are anti-gun, how about a USB operated computer bomb. Just click on the username while holding down CTRL + B, and the spammer's computer explodes in a giant ball of flame and debris. These things are needed NOW. As well as the USB "Auto-Castrator" for those who post child porn (to be discussed next week). Our present computers are far to passive. We need many more destructive gadgets that plug into our USB ports, as well as a new operating system called "Microsoft Windows Pistoff", (yes, that's "PISTOFF", not Vistaff). At last a use for the Mac: http://www.glossynews.com/artman/pub...enis-641.shtml |
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