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Old March 1st 06, 03:55 AM posted to comp.periphs.printers
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I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... one of common interest,
I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter
Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your
honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot and to signify
same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a
body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you
as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive
annoying worm he is.

By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the
founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club, shall enjoy all
enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who
regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge.
Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the
Computer God shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69
virgins. Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69
virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male
virgins to admit to their sexual status. You will just have to
satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative
"bird" to measekite and helped the group.

I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel
know just how little we think of him in the hope that maybe, just
maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of
his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl.
Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for
those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think
of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog
doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all.

P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette
Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see
which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time.
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Old March 1st 06, 03:58 AM posted to comp.periphs.printers
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I am honored to be among the first to hold high the standard of the
Kill Filter Measekite Club. Now, can I get an advance draw on some of
them thar virgins?
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Old March 1st 06, 04:50 AM posted to comp.periphs.printers
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Tron - I killfiled Mousebite, Moosetripe, and all permutations of MK several
months ago. Does that put me near the front of the line for a few of the
virgins? (Hope my wife doesn't lurk on this NG!)
"Tron" wrote in message
...
I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... one of common interest,
I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter
Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your
honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot and to signify
same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a
body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you
as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive
annoying worm he is.

By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the
founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club, shall enjoy all
enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who
regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge.
Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the
Computer God shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69
virgins. Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69
virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male
virgins to admit to their sexual status. You will just have to
satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative
"bird" to measekite and helped the group.

I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel
know just how little we think of him in the hope that maybe, just
maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of
his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl.
Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for
those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think
of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog
doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all.

P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette
Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see
which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time.



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Old March 1st 06, 05:24 AM posted to comp.periphs.printers
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Why, of course. Those of you who have had the wisdom and good sense
to kill filter measekite without having to be encouraged by the
benefits of club membership shall be designated members emeritus.
I'll also give you a few of my personal allotment of virgins on top of
the 69 you are entitled to. I probably couldn't get them to talk to
me anyway.

On Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:50:07 GMT, "Burt"
wrote:

Tron - I killfiled Mousebite, Moosetripe, and all permutations of MK several
months ago. Does that put me near the front of the line for a few of the
virgins? (Hope my wife doesn't lurk on this NG!)
"Tron" wrote in message
.. .
I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... one of common interest,
I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter
Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your
honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot and to signify
same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a
body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you
as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive
annoying worm he is.

By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the
founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club, shall enjoy all
enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who
regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge.
Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the
Computer God shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69
virgins. Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69
virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male
virgins to admit to their sexual status. You will just have to
satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative
"bird" to measekite and helped the group.

I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel
know just how little we think of him in the hope that maybe, just
maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of
his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl.
Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for
those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think
of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog
doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all.

P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette
Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see
which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time.



  #5  
Old March 1st 06, 05:36 AM posted to comp.periphs.printers
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Burt, you got a deal.

On Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:50:07 GMT, "Burt"
wrote:

Tron - I killfiled Mousebite, Moosetripe, and all permutations of MK several
months ago. Does that put me near the front of the line for a few of the
virgins? (Hope my wife doesn't lurk on this NG!)
"Tron" wrote in message
.. .
I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... one of common interest,
I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter
Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your
honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot and to signify
same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a
body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you
as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive
annoying worm he is.

By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the
founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club, shall enjoy all
enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who
regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge.
Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the
Computer God shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69
virgins. Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69
virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male
virgins to admit to their sexual status. You will just have to
satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative
"bird" to measekite and helped the group.

I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel
know just how little we think of him in the hope that maybe, just
maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of
his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl.
Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for
those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think
of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog
doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all.

P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette
Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see
which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time.



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Old March 1st 06, 08:14 AM posted to comp.periphs.printers
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Tron wrote:

Burt, you got a deal.


BURTIE FURTIE

On Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:50:07 GMT, "Burt"
wrote:



Tron - I killfiled Mousebite, Moosetripe, and all permutations of MK several
months ago. Does that put me near the front of the line for a few of the
virgins? (Hope my wife doesn't lurk on this NG!)


WHY NOT YOUR WIFE IS A VIRGIN. I CAN VOUCH FOR THAT

"Tron" wrote in message
. ..


I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ...

THERE ALREADY IS DA CHURCH OF DA LATTER DAY INKIE STINKIES

one of common interest,
I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter
Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your
honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot

IF SHMUCKS COULD FLY
YOU WOULD BE SQUADRON LEADER

and to signify
same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a
body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you
as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive
annoying worm he is.

By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the
founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club,

I AM GLAD I REALLY GET TO YOU. MORON

shall enjoy all
enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who
regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge.
Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the
Computer God

MAN CREATED GOD IN MAN'S OWN IMAGE

shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69
virgins.

YOU WILL GET 69 MAKE VERSIONS

Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69
virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male
virgins to admit to their sexual status.

YOU ARE ONE

You will just have to
satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative
"bird" to measekite and helped the group.

I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel
know just how little we think of him

HA HA HA
I REALLY CARE
HA HA HA

LOOK AT THE LONG POEM AND DA SHORT BRAIN

in the hope that maybe, just
maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of
his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl.
Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for
those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think
of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog
doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all.


HEAR THAT TATER TO AND TALLYHO

P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette
Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see
which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time.

YOU COULD NOT EVEN REFILL A BATH TUB







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Old March 1st 06, 08:16 AM posted to comp.periphs.printers
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Made Man wrote:

I am honored to be among the first to hold high the standard of the
Kill Filter Measekite Club. Now, can I get an advance draw on some of
them thar virgins?


I RULED OUT YOUR MAMA AND YOUR WIFE
  #8  
Old March 1st 06, 08:17 AM posted to comp.periphs.printers
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Tron wrote:

I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ...


SNIP - TOO LONG

DA HORNATRON IS GETTING WRITERS CRAMP
  #9  
Old March 2nd 06, 05:59 AM posted to comp.periphs.printers
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"Tron" wrote in message
...
I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... one of common interest,
I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter
Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your
honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot and to signify
same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a
body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you
as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive
annoying worm he is.

By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the
founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club, shall enjoy all
enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who
regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge.
Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the
Computer God shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69
virgins. Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69
virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male
virgins to admit to their sexual status. You will just have to
satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative
"bird" to measekite and helped the group.

I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel
know just how little we think of him in the hope that maybe, just
maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of
his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl.
Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for
those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think
of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog
doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all.

P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette
Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see
which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time.



  #10  
Old March 2nd 06, 05:50 PM posted to comp.periphs.printers
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Tron wrote:

I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... one of common interest,
I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter
Measekite Club.


etc.

But I do have "it" killfiled; unfortunately, folks are still including
"it's" name in the body of their messages :-(
 




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