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I invite you all to join my new club ... please read
I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... one of common interest,
I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot and to signify same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive annoying worm he is. By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club, shall enjoy all enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge. Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the Computer God shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69 virgins. Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69 virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male virgins to admit to their sexual status. You will just have to satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative "bird" to measekite and helped the group. I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel know just how little we think of him in the hope that maybe, just maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl. Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all. P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time. |
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I invite you all to join my new club ... please read
I am honored to be among the first to hold high the standard of the
Kill Filter Measekite Club. Now, can I get an advance draw on some of them thar virgins? |
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I invite you all to join my new club ... please read
Tron - I killfiled Mousebite, Moosetripe, and all permutations of MK several
months ago. Does that put me near the front of the line for a few of the virgins? (Hope my wife doesn't lurk on this NG!) "Tron" wrote in message ... I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... one of common interest, I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot and to signify same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive annoying worm he is. By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club, shall enjoy all enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge. Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the Computer God shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69 virgins. Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69 virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male virgins to admit to their sexual status. You will just have to satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative "bird" to measekite and helped the group. I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel know just how little we think of him in the hope that maybe, just maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl. Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all. P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time. |
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I invite you all to join my new club ... please read
Why, of course. Those of you who have had the wisdom and good sense
to kill filter measekite without having to be encouraged by the benefits of club membership shall be designated members emeritus. I'll also give you a few of my personal allotment of virgins on top of the 69 you are entitled to. I probably couldn't get them to talk to me anyway. On Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:50:07 GMT, "Burt" wrote: Tron - I killfiled Mousebite, Moosetripe, and all permutations of MK several months ago. Does that put me near the front of the line for a few of the virgins? (Hope my wife doesn't lurk on this NG!) "Tron" wrote in message .. . I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... one of common interest, I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot and to signify same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive annoying worm he is. By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club, shall enjoy all enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge. Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the Computer God shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69 virgins. Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69 virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male virgins to admit to their sexual status. You will just have to satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative "bird" to measekite and helped the group. I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel know just how little we think of him in the hope that maybe, just maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl. Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all. P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time. |
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I invite you all to join my new club ... please read
Burt, you got a deal.
On Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:50:07 GMT, "Burt" wrote: Tron - I killfiled Mousebite, Moosetripe, and all permutations of MK several months ago. Does that put me near the front of the line for a few of the virgins? (Hope my wife doesn't lurk on this NG!) "Tron" wrote in message .. . I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... one of common interest, I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot and to signify same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive annoying worm he is. By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club, shall enjoy all enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge. Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the Computer God shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69 virgins. Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69 virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male virgins to admit to their sexual status. You will just have to satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative "bird" to measekite and helped the group. I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel know just how little we think of him in the hope that maybe, just maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl. Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all. P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time. |
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I invite you all to join my new club ... please read
Tron wrote: Burt, you got a deal. BURTIE FURTIE On Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:50:07 GMT, "Burt" wrote: Tron - I killfiled Mousebite, Moosetripe, and all permutations of MK several months ago. Does that put me near the front of the line for a few of the virgins? (Hope my wife doesn't lurk on this NG!) WHY NOT YOUR WIFE IS A VIRGIN. I CAN VOUCH FOR THAT "Tron" wrote in message . .. I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... THERE ALREADY IS DA CHURCH OF DA LATTER DAY INKIE STINKIES one of common interest, I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot IF SHMUCKS COULD FLY YOU WOULD BE SQUADRON LEADER and to signify same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive annoying worm he is. By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club, I AM GLAD I REALLY GET TO YOU. MORON shall enjoy all enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge. Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the Computer God MAN CREATED GOD IN MAN'S OWN IMAGE shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69 virgins. YOU WILL GET 69 MAKE VERSIONS Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69 virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male virgins to admit to their sexual status. YOU ARE ONE You will just have to satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative "bird" to measekite and helped the group. I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel know just how little we think of him HA HA HA I REALLY CARE HA HA HA LOOK AT THE LONG POEM AND DA SHORT BRAIN in the hope that maybe, just maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl. Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all. HEAR THAT TATER TO AND TALLYHO P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time. YOU COULD NOT EVEN REFILL A BATH TUB |
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I invite you all to join my new club ... please read
Made Man wrote: I am honored to be among the first to hold high the standard of the Kill Filter Measekite Club. Now, can I get an advance draw on some of them thar virgins? I RULED OUT YOUR MAMA AND YOUR WIFE |
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I invite you all to join my new club ... please read
Tron wrote: I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... SNIP - TOO LONG DA HORNATRON IS GETTING WRITERS CRAMP |
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I invite you all to join my new club ... please read
"Tron" wrote in message ... I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... one of common interest, I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter Measekite Club. All you have to do to join is to take an oath on your honor that you have, indeed, kill filtered the idiot and to signify same by posting a reply to this message. Your reply needn't contain a body or message ... just post a blank message to allow us to list you as one of the legion that finds measekite to be the disruptive annoying worm he is. By so acting, you will, of course, be enrolled for life as one of the founding members of the Kill Filter Measekite Club, shall enjoy all enrollment benefits, and shall be held close to the hearts of all who regard the newsgroup as a useful tool and source of knowledge. Moreover, as an additional bonus, upon your eventual demise, the Computer God shall see to it that each of you are rewarded with 69 virgins. Should you be female, I regret to inform you that the 69 virgin offer is null and void ... it's far too difficult to get male virgins to admit to their sexual status. You will just have to satisfy yourself with the knowledge that you've given the figurative "bird" to measekite and helped the group. I offer this as an altruistic social exercise to let the little weasel know just how little we think of him in the hope that maybe, just maybe, there is one scintilla of decency hiding in some dark corner of his soul and that he will cease being the turd in the punch bowl. Besides, at the very least, it will be a cathartic experience for those of us who are trying to use the newsgroup constructively. Think of your membership as sort of leaving a figurative burning sack of dog doo on measekite's front porch. Cheers all. P. S. Our annual convention shall be held in front of Hewlette Packard's headquarters where the main event will be a contest to see which if us can refill the most cartridges in a given length of time. |
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I invite you all to join my new club ... please read
Tron wrote:
I'm starting a club within this newsgroup ... one of common interest, I believe, to almost all of us. I shall call it the Killf Filter Measekite Club. etc. But I do have "it" killfiled; unfortunately, folks are still including "it's" name in the body of their messages :-( |
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