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Gazwad wrote:

LOL my sympathies.

I'm in the USA. May I ask: what's a bint?

ToolPackinMama , the boozing guttersnipe and
lustful bum-prodder who likes wicked butt balling with moose, and whose
partner is a scarlet-lady with a pestilent cock pocket, wrote in
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Gazwad wrote:

LOL my sympathies.

I'm in the USA. May I ask: what's a bint?

A woman, usually a thick one.



--
For my own part, I have never had a thought which I could not set down
in words with even more distinctness than that with which I conceived
it. There is, however, a class of fancies of exquisite delicacy which
are not thoughts, and to which as yet I have found it absolutely
impossible to adapt to language. These fancies arise in the soul, alas
how rarely. Only at epochs of most intense tranquillity, when the
bodily and mental health are in perfection. And at those weird points
of time, where the confines of the waking world blend with the world of
dreams. And so I captured this fancy, where all that we see, or seem,
is but a dream within a dream.

Gazwad wrote:
ToolPackinMama , the boozing guttersnipe and
lustful bum-prodder who likes wicked butt balling with moose, and whose
partner is a scarlet-lady with a pestilent cock pocket, wrote in
:
Gazwad wrote:

LOL my sympathies.

I'm in the USA. May I ask: what's a bint?

A woman, usually a thick one.




She's American, probably thinks you mean thick through the middle rather
than thick in the head.

--
Zaphod B
__________________________________________________ _____

"He grinned two manic grins, sauntered over to the bar
and bought most of it."

**The Restaurant at the End of the Universe**

Zaphod B , the skinny itinerant and stout
transexual who likes sickening groping around the grotto with badgers,
and whose partner is a nymphomaniac with a dirty love glove, wrote in
:
Gazwad wrote:
ToolPackinMama , the boozing guttersnipe and
lustful bum-prodder who likes wicked butt balling with moose, and
whose partner is a scarlet-lady with a pestilent cock pocket, wrote
in :
Gazwad wrote:

LOL my sympathies.

I'm in the USA. May I ask: what's a bint?

A woman, usually a thick one.




She's American, probably thinks you mean thick through the middle
rather than thick in the head.

Same difference.



--
For my own part, I have never had a thought which I could not set down
in words with even more distinctness than that with which I conceived
it. There is, however, a class of fancies of exquisite delicacy which
are not thoughts, and to which as yet I have found it absolutely
impossible to adapt to language. These fancies arise in the soul, alas
how rarely. Only at epochs of most intense tranquillity, when the
bodily and mental health are in perfection. And at those weird points
of time, where the confines of the waking world blend with the world of
dreams. And so I captured this fancy, where all that we see, or seem,
is but a dream within a dream.

Zaphod B wrote:
Gazwad wrote:

ToolPackinMama , the boozing guttersnipe and
lustful bum-prodder who likes wicked butt balling with moose, and whose
partner is a scarlet-lady with a pestilent cock pocket, wrote in
:

Gazwad wrote:

LOL my sympathies.

I'm in the USA. May I ask: what's a bint?


A woman, usually a thick one.



She's American, probably thinks you mean thick through the middle rather
than thick in the head.


In the USA the slang use of thick is _pleasantly plump_.

Used in a sentance:

"They got some thick girls on that web-site bigbootyclub.com"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thick