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Can I turn a CPU into a time-bomb ???
I want to kill some asshole by modifying his PC, so that his CPU will
explode and grill his fat butt. Is that possible or should I buy C4 to blow him up? |
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Winnie Oakbob wrote:
I want to kill some asshole by modifying his PC, so that his CPU will explode and grill his fat butt. Is that possible or should I buy C4 to blow him up? 1) buy a cartridge of compressed liquid fluorine. you might have to look hard for it. 2) Using a dremel tool with a mini saw blade attachment to cut the cartridge in half, lengthwise. Be sure to leave the neck of the cartridge intact, though, because you'll use the neck of the cartridge to hold the magnesium wires that will carry the electric charge to the fluorine. In order to avoid sparks which could be dangerous around fluorine, be sure to hold the cutting surface and dremel tool under running water. This will keep the fluorine tank cool. 3) now you have 1/2 canister of liquid fluorine. It's uncompressed now. The excess will have taken care of itself. Did you remember to leave the neck on the bottle? Good. Drill a hole through the cap. During this time, you'll probably want to save the fluorine in a resiliant bowl. I'd suggest frozen mercury.. Hole drilled and fluorine put back in the 1/2 canister? wow. you've got some Supercalifragelisticexpialidocious-ly leet zkillz if you've gotten this far. Hum diddle-diddle! 5) Wrap zinc and copper wires together. Make sure they're stripped first, entirely. Insulation stops the flow of electricity and makes the bomb inefficient 26AWG should be good. put the twisted end into the bottle, and connect the other ends to a reclaimed wall jack. copper on negative, zinc on positive. If you follow these instructions, you'll never have to worry about the Microsoft Antitrust trial again! 391-1213 |
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"Winnie Oakbob" wrote in message om... I want to kill some asshole by modifying his PC, so that his CPU will explode and grill his fat butt. Is that possible or should I buy C4 to blow him up? C4. Right tool for the job and all that. |
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Bob Smith (UK) wrote:
"Winnie Oakbob" wrote in message om... I want to kill some asshole by modifying his PC, so that his CPU will explode and grill his fat butt. Is that possible or should I buy C4 to blow him up? C4. Right tool for the job and all that. Is that a Celeron 4? Are they out yet? |
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andrew wrote:
Bob Smith (UK) wrote: "Winnie Oakbob" wrote in message om... I want to kill some asshole by modifying his PC, so that his CPU will explode and grill his fat butt. Is that possible or should I buy C4 to blow him up? C4. Right tool for the job and all that. Is that a Celeron 4? Are they out yet? I hope intel test them, they surely wouldn't be allowed to make ones which explode... Patsy |
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Winnie Oakbob wrote:
I want to kill some asshole by modifying his PC, so that his CPU will explode and grill his fat butt. Maybe you could rig the PSU up to turn the whole case live or something ? Let us know how it turns out. Is that possible or should I buy C4 to blow him up? |
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