What to stick on his windscreen which wont come off easily? [OT]

Call the Bobbies or plan on moving to a more civilised locale.

Your proposed acts of terrorism may land you in the gaol. Leaving
tacks in the spot whilst you're gone, well imagine the penalty for
_that_.


Mark

You have already gotten the best advice from several others here.

Avoid 'criminal' damage: i.e. anything that requires repair or
replacement of any part of the vehicle or renders it inoperable or
unsafe to operate.

That means nothing on the windscreen that would impede thr driver's
vision for same operation of teh vehicle.

I would also avoid anything that requires any significant expense on
your part, or carrying around any unusual paraphrenalia - if you are
apprehended in the act, that makes it look premeditated.

Within these parameters, I suggest leaving a note on the driver's side
window that is time-consuming (but not impossible or expensive) to
remove. That way the driver can safely operate the ehicle to go home
simply by rolling down said window.

Use a stick of lip gloss...

Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA

I recommend a good shellac.

I've found that ordinary cellotape is pretty hard to get
off glass if it is put on firmly and smoothly. You can
stick the note on, then put some carefully placed extra
bits of tape beside it. Don't put paper under the nasty
bits, put them on clean and plain. The paper will give a
starting point to get the tape up and start it peeling.

It's also, by the way, very hard to get cellotape off
of some kinds of blackboard, and some kinds of whiteboard.
Socks

Attila the Bum wrote:

gaol.

Now there's a spelling I haven't seen for years.

People say I'm old fashioned, that's poppycock :-)

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"Puppet_Sock" wrote in message
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I've found that ordinary cellotape is pretty hard to get
off glass if it is put on firmly and smoothly. You can
stick the note on, then put some carefully placed extra
bits of tape beside it. Don't put paper under the nasty
bits, put them on clean and plain. The paper will give a
starting point to get the tape up and start it peeling.

It's also, by the way, very hard to get cellotape off
of some kinds of blackboard, and some kinds of whiteboard.
Socks


You have already said that there are notices up about clamping. Why not do
just that, and charge them yourself to release it?

Trevor Best wrote:
Attila the Bum wrote:

gaol.

Now there's a spelling I haven't seen for years.

People say I'm old fashioned, that's poppycock :-)

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Well, now that you mention it,
there is a solution to Zak's
problem, well, partial solution;
it only works in hot dry
weather, but totally legal.

Splatter the windscreen with
_bugs_.


Atty (Not so legal, camel dung;
would you prefer one
hump, or two? |-)

declared for all the world to hear...
Attila the Bum wrote:

gaol.

Now there's a spelling I haven't seen for years.

People say I'm old fashioned, that's poppycock :-)

There's a road in Norwich city centre called Gaol Hill, I've heard some
funny pronunciations from tourists (and some locals) who ask where it
is.
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Regards
Jon

"Puppet_Sock" wrote in message
oups.com...
I've found that ordinary cellotape is pretty hard to get
off glass if it is put on firmly and smoothly. You can
stick the note on, then put some carefully placed extra
bits of tape beside it. Don't put paper under the nasty
bits, put them on clean and plain. The paper will give a
starting point to get the tape up and start it peeling.

Most important for any adhesive is to wash the window first
Frank

Jon wrote:
declared for all the world to hear...

Attila the Bum wrote:

gaol.

Now there's a spelling I haven't seen for years.

People say I'm old fashioned, that's poppycock :-)


There's a road in Norwich city centre called Gaol Hill, I've heard some
funny pronunciations from tourists (and some locals) who ask where it
is.

Try these:
http://www.facstaff.bucknell.edu/rbeard/name.html

Kenny Everett used to mention the Maori one a lot :-)

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