I was nice. Tim was rude. I was right. Tim was wrong.

Tim Miser wrote:
Before this subject goes any further to the bad (and the gay), I
would like to take a moment in this thread to point out that the
"Tim" in the header is not yours truly.

(I'm as straight as a lightning bolt!)

Bit too defensive for my liking...

We've got ourselves a closet one!

Just joking... It has got a bit silly :-)

(especially since this is being recorded for all eternity)

Ben
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I'm not just a number. To many, I'm known as a String...

"Ben Pope" wrote in message
...
Weaver wrote:
On Wed, 10 Sep 2003 14:08:35 +0100, "Ben Pope"
wrote:

Wayne wrote:
HA HAAA!

Frankly, I've always been against gay marriage. But Hey! If
that'll make him quit talking to me....

And there was I thinking that _you_ were encouraging _him_ by
posting this message. C'mon admit it, you're flirting with him
aren't you?

No one mention walking in the pale moonlight. The three of you
ought to get together

pause

Me too

Ahh c'mon, lets all have a big orgy and settle our differences.

Who else is coming?

AAUGH! And I thought MY puns were atrocious!

Ick! Culture shock! RUN AWAY!!! Tolerance is one thing, but hey, out of
sight, out of mind! C'mon fellas, why don't you just get a motel room,
invite RuPaul, Boy George (who apparently needed to remind himself of which
bathroom to use, his gender, or was it preference?) Richard Simmons and
Father Porter while yer at it, just DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT, FFS! ;-/
Blech! Too much ghey-ity for this prolly-in-the-minority-these-days hetero
bloke...is it ok if I bring my inflatable sheep so I'll have something to
do? I call her "Love Ewe"...an' no poaching off my industrial size K-Y tube,
dammit, git yer own toothpaste!

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...

"Tim Miser" wrote in message
...
Before this subject goes any further to the bad (and the gay), I would
like
to take a moment in this thread to point out that the "Tim" in the header
is
not yours truly.

(I'm as straight as a lightning bolt!)

I guess this means you'll do anything at random and never hit the same thing
twice? Ah, well, I guess I'd better go put the concertina wire back around
the sheep pen an' swab out the ol' Remington...took weeks for that bald
stripe on their backs to grow in the last time you weren't here...you leave
Dolly alone, you big meanie, or your potential WILL be high between you and
the ground ;-)

Pity you don't hit the same thing twice, next time around you could bring
back the milking stool and the cattle prod...

There, subject got worse...


-Tim



"Ben Pope" wrote in message
...
Weaver wrote:
On Wed, 10 Sep 2003 14:08:35 +0100, "Ben Pope"
wrote:

Wayne wrote:
HA HAAA!

Frankly, I've always been against gay marriage. But Hey! If
that'll make him quit talking to me....

And there was I thinking that _you_ were encouraging _him_ by
posting this message. C'mon admit it, you're flirting with him
aren't you?

No one mention walking in the pale moonlight. The three of you
ought to get together

pause

Me too

Ahh c'mon, lets all have a big orgy and settle our differences.

Who else is coming?

:-P

Ben
--
I'm not just a number. To many, I'm known as a String...