After replacing with a small shell script on
Monday 15 May 2006 23:34, the following appeared on stdout:

Does it really matter !!!!! what does matter is when it comes to down
to support and refunds ARIA are a crap retailer of computer products
and so should be avoided at all cost .
END OF STOEY .

This appeared in my personal inbox, at which point I saw red and replied
as if it were William by dint of the Blueyonder address. I must
publicly apologise to M.Dexter for assuming, falsely, that this was the
case.
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Chronos